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Friday, 14 December 2007

Monday, 10 December 2007

Friday, 7 December 2007


A song I used to listen to ten years ago
Another song
A song about feelings and glances and sparks and butterflies
A song about love
A song written and sung by adults for teenagers
None of it ever happened
Except for...
...a fleeting...
...moment or two
But mostly in people's minds
Another ploy by the devil himself to suck the life out of the young, with all their bloody enthusiasm, curiousity, intuition and goodwill
'They pay well'
Here's an idea, let's convince everyone they want to be perpetual teenagers, not in smiling at the next challenge, but in endlessly yearning for that moment they heard of on the record, they're earning now too!
But I refuse
I am old
Halfway to 48
I still have my enthusiasm
Having dragged... through...
...dark back-alleys
Of my own accord
But I've been immersed in your shit long enough to know that it stinks
Not long enough to ruin my sense of smell
I'm moving away to the countryside
Manure does not disturb me

Tuesday, 4 December 2007


Upon French President Nicolas Sarkozy's third visit to Algeria in just over a year, where he expects to finalise a series of big business deals, Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, seen with Sarkozy above, reportedly asked him to apologise for France's colonialist past.

A few words come to mind; thousand, worth, is, picture, words, a.

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

You know what really grinds my gears? (episode 2)

Today I shall revisit my role as ranty columnist, reviewing the bad, the ugly, the stupid and the silly of recent news.


Women and children first!

More and more are following their menfolk to, in the words of Nickelback, the bottom of every bottle. What are they all running from?

The Fall of the Holy Roman Empire vol. II?

A rich German-Brazilian (or is it Brazilian-German?) has demanded to be paid in shiny €uros rather than unfashionable dollar$.

African-American or British-Pakistani? Is this the same argument as which side of the road to drive on?

...makes me a sad panda


Mr Popular

There is no need for any opposition parties in Chechnya. You see, 100% of the population will support the ruling party 100% of the time.


It's just a fucking toy!!

But it helps scientists fight disease!

Mr Unpopular

The Armed Forces feel we are letting them down.

Damn skippy! I cannot remember ever having asked you to go to war on my behalf. So, feel let down. Cut your forearms while you're at it!


It's not that important when you are a political leader.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?



Britain wins yet again! Viva Britania!

The Spoils of War

Germany is still the loser. America is still the winner.


Women continue to confuse men by sending mixed signals.


The cleverest domesticated jungle beast.

Blog resurrected

This is the continuation of my previous blog.
Myblog was killed four months ago.
I would have maintained my myblog, but for the fact that it was attached to my myspace.
My myspace is no more.
Nor is myblog.
Pyrex is glass.