Self-loathing chinky biscuits

Loose-talk

Halal Pork...

...only in Singapore?

Old

A song I used to listen to ten years ago
Another song
A song about feelings and glances and sparks and butterflies
A song about love
A song written and sung by adults for teenagers
None of it ever happened
Except for...

...a fleeting...

...moment or two

But mostly in people's minds
Another ploy by the devil himself to suck the life out of the young, with all their bloody enthusiasm, curiousity, intuition and goodwill
'They pay well'
Here's an idea, let's convince everyone they want to be perpetual teenagers, not in smiling at the next challenge, but in endlessly yearning for that moment they heard of on the record, they're earning now too!
But I refuse
I am old
Halfway to 48
I still have my enthusiasm
Having dragged...

...it through...

...dark back-alleys

Of my own accord
But I've been immersed in your shit long enough to know that it stinks
Not long enough to ruin my sense of smell
I'm moving away to the countryside
Manure does not disturb me

L'amour

Upon French President Nicolas Sarkozy's third visit to Algeria in just over a year, where he expects to finalise a series of big business deals, Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, seen with Sarkozy above, reportedly asked him to apologise for France's colonialist past.

A few words come to mind; thousand, worth, is, picture, words, a.

You know what really grinds my gears? (episode 2)

Today I shall revisit my role as ranty columnist, reviewing the bad, the ugly, the stupid and the silly of recent news.

Escapism

Women and children first!

More and more are following their menfolk to, in the words of Nickelback, the bottom of every bottle. What are they all running from?

The Fall of the Holy Roman Empire vol. II?

A rich German-Brazilian (or is it Brazilian-German?) has demanded to be paid in shiny €uros rather than unfashionable dollar$.

African-American or British-Pakistani? Is this the same argument as which side of the road to drive on?

...makes me a sad panda

MO-LES-TATION.

Mr Popular

There is no need for any opposition parties in Chechnya. You see, 100% of the population will support the ruling party 100% of the time.

Mhmmm.

It's just a fucking toy!!

But it helps scientists fight disease!

Mr Unpopular

The Armed Forces feel we are letting them down.

Damn skippy! I cannot remember ever having asked you to go to war on my behalf. So, feel let down. Cut your forearms while you're at it!

Geography

It's not that important when you are a political leader.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

DUH!

Britain

Britain wins yet again! Viva Britania!

The Spoils of War

Germany is still the loser. America is still the winner.

Sexyback

Women continue to confuse men by sending mixed signals.

Cat

The cleverest domesticated jungle beast.

Blog resurrected

This is the continuation of my previous blog.
Myblog was killed four months ago.
I would have maintained my myblog, but for the fact that it was attached to my myspace.
My myspace is no more.
Nor is myblog.
Pyrex is glass.