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My tired bones
Will ache even more when I'm older

Shoulder rubs?
Haven't had any in a long time

Learning?
Yes
Books?
Yes
Tea?
Yes
Plants that injure you to defend themselves?
Yes
Mushrooms?
Yes
Tunnel vision that can't see past its own nose?
No
Digital vibrations, context, smiles, pleasantness and milk?
Yes


Newton's laws of physics?
Yes

"What do you look for in a girl?"

"I don't know anymore."

"Really?"

"I don't know."

"What don't you know?"

"Much."

"But I love the look of the trees outside my window in the morning."

Steve Jobs: pimp -- Apple products: overpriced hookers wearing far too much makeup

It's tough being a toon these days

Mr Blake told the hearing that Ragdoll intimidated him and forced him to continue with his performance, until he fell and was taken to hospital.

He also told the hearing that a colleague called him a "bitch" and a "faggot."

Skeleton Dance

The best cartoon ever? :D
I certainly think it's a competitor.

'Over Troubled Waters in the Strait of Hormuz: Director's Cut Edition'

A couple of days ago, to coincide with George W Bush's first visit to the Middle East as US President, Pentagon Media Productions Ltd released their latest blockbuster movie, entitled 'Over Troubled Waters in the Strait of Hormuz.'

The following movie trailer shows off the talented Pentagon voice actor, whose hilarious one liner "I am coming to youuUUuuh... you willl expLLowde.. in minutes" is soon to adorn T-shirts the world over!



Today, in celebration of President Bush's arrival in the Holy Land, Iranian TV ran the behind-the-scenes footage of the movie, soon to be available as part of the Special Limited Edition DVD box-set 'Over Troubled Waters in the Strait of Hormuz: Director's Cut Edition.' Here is a trailer from the footage!

'Too comical to be real' quote of the week

"I am coming to youuUUuuh... you willl expLLowde.. in minutes."
One of the voice actors on the Pentagon's latest release, entitled 'Over Troubled Waters in the Strait of Hormuz'

The Hijab, the Queen and the Wardrobe

Upon her visit to what has been variably described as 'British Muslim women', 'our new allies in the War on Terror' and 'some Pakis', the Queen of England, Canada and Papua New Guinea was greeted with a miniature fashion exhibition, showcasing some wildly diverse interpretations of the Hijab.