Today I shall revisit my role as ranty columnist, reviewing the bad, the ugly, the stupid and the silly of recent news.
Women and children first!
More and more are following their menfolk to, in the words of Nickelback, the bottom of every bottle. What are they all running from?
The Fall of the Holy Roman Empire vol. II?A rich German-Brazilian (or is it Brazilian-German?) has demanded to be paid in shiny €uros rather than unfashionable dollar$.
African-American or British-Pakistani? Is this the same argument as which side of the road to drive on?
...makes me a sad pandaMO-LES-TATION.
There is no need for any opposition parties in Chechnya. You see, 100% of the population will support the ruling party 100% of the time.
It's just a fucking toy!!
But it helps scientists fight disease!
The Armed Forces feel we are letting them down.
Damn skippy! I cannot remember ever having asked you to go to war on my behalf. So, feel let down. Cut your forearms while you're at it!
It's not that important when you are a political leader.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Britain wins yet again! Viva Britania!
The Spoils of War
Germany is still the loser. America is still the winner.
Women continue to confuse men by sending mixed signals.
The cleverest domesticated jungle beast.