'Too comical to be real' quote of the week

"I am coming to youuUUuuh... you willl expLLowde.. in minutes."
One of the voice actors on the Pentagon's latest release, entitled 'Over Troubled Waters in the Strait of Hormuz'

The Hijab, the Queen and the Wardrobe

Upon her visit to what has been variably described as 'British Muslim women', 'our new allies in the War on Terror' and 'some Pakis', the Queen of England, Canada and Papua New Guinea was greeted with a miniature fashion exhibition, showcasing some wildly diverse interpretations of the Hijab.

Self-loathing chinky biscuits

Loose-talk

Halal Pork...

...only in Singapore?

Old

A song I used to listen to ten years ago
Another song
A song about feelings and glances and sparks and butterflies
A song about love
A song written and sung by adults for teenagers
None of it ever happened
Except for...

...a fleeting...

...moment or two

But mostly in people's minds
Another ploy by the devil himself to suck the life out of the young, with all their bloody enthusiasm, curiousity, intuition and goodwill
'They pay well'
Here's an idea, let's convince everyone they want to be perpetual teenagers, not in smiling at the next challenge, but in endlessly yearning for that moment they heard of on the record, they're earning now too!
But I refuse
I am old
Halfway to 48
I still have my enthusiasm
Having dragged...

...it through...

...dark back-alleys

Of my own accord
But I've been immersed in your shit long enough to know that it stinks
Not long enough to ruin my sense of smell
I'm moving away to the countryside
Manure does not disturb me

L'amour

Upon French President Nicolas Sarkozy's third visit to Algeria in just over a year, where he expects to finalise a series of big business deals, Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, seen with Sarkozy above, reportedly asked him to apologise for France's colonialist past.

A few words come to mind; thousand, worth, is, picture, words, a.